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Golf Humor
A. Things I love about golf. B. Things I hate about golf.
A. The crisp morning breeze caressing my face, as I tee off on number one, on a cold February morning.
B. The trip to the ER to treat frostbite, afterwards...
Golf Humor
Golf Trophies
Golfers have not evolved since the days of the Paleolithic era.
I can prove it.
The other day, a golfing buddy of mine who shall remain nameless but who wears plaid knickers and carries a Big Bertha in his bag in blatant defiance of the Rules of Golf, beat me soundly at the Mooresville Municipal Golf Course and Lube Change Facility...
Golf Humor
Ask Carson
I am having a bit of trouble at the country club. I feel that my score is higher due to the unkempt nature of the greens. The maintenance staff here at the club is not...
Golf Humor
Winter Blues
I am not saying that he doesn’t move around much but last month the coroner came by the green on seventeen at the Mooresville Municipal Golf Course and Lube Change Facility and tried to attach a toe tag on him...
Golf Humor
Ask Carson
My girlfriend says I play too much golf. What can I do?
Havin’ too much fun...
Golf Humor
Ask Carson
A compendium of Golf and Life knowledge for guys hosted by a guy and for those guys who need answers about...
Golf Humor
Weebles Wobble But They Won’t Fall Down
As a golfer and observer of the human condition, I like to inform my rabid readers of...
Golf Humor
The Patriot Anti-Golf Geek System
I am a proud American. I believe in the strength of our technology and that Truth, Justice and the American Way aren’t just mottos for Superman. That is why I want to develop a state-of-the-art, top-of-the-line, foolproof golf widget that is deserving of.....
Golf Humor
Fashions for the Redneck Golfer
As you well know, golf is a superb sport in which nattily attired ladies and gentlemen endeavor reach sub-par nirvana by playing in such a way as to never have to use spot remover on their wingtips.
Maybe in YOUR neck of the woods!
Around here, we have golfers with the fashion sense of a road-killed possum.
Golf Humor
Golf Trophies
Golfers have not evolved from the Paleolithic era.
I can prove it.
Golf Humor
Beach Blanket "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?"
As you are aware, if you read my columns rabidly, I have a dream of one day becoming a beachcomber.
However, as I am beginning to lose my hair, I will probably have to settle for being a beach comb-over.
Golf Humor
Boogie On Golf
Someone suggested something to me. They suggested that, with all the things that happen to me whilst I have attempted to play golf, I should maybe try tennis.
I am nothing, if not game. Well, I could be a gullible idiot but I’ll let you be the judge.
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